What's This All About?

When it comes to expressing great pleasure, nothing gets the point across more than an intellectual, unintelligible metaphor.  Seriously...if you want someone to get you, confuse the heck out of them.  For instance: metaphors are an ocean of ideas - does that make any fricken sense to you?! Me neither.

Metaphors & Similies

Mmm...Law & Order is so good.  It's like when it's raining outside and you just put on some pants and just walk...and it gets sunny.  And you just like pick up a cat from the street and pet it, and you feel all good.  And you volunteer and stuff.  And you...just feel great.  You know.

It's like when summer ends, and it gets a little cool out.  And you walk outside and breathe the crisp, nighttime air in.  And you frolic around in the leaves and enjoy the foliage.  And you just lie on the lawn and watch the stars.  And you feel like "wow - just like mom's cooking."  You know.

Mmm...it's like when it's cold outside and stuff.  You go in your room and cuddle up with some words.  And you write.  And you feel all good and warm inside.  You know.

Mmm...it's like when it's the last day of school.  And you're all like, "wow, it's finally here, I'll miss all these people."  And you have exams and you really focus and the last bell rings, and you just stand up and leave.  And everyone smiles while you just feel like, "wow, I really did this; I'm proud of me."  And you just walk home and stuff.  You know.

It's like when you're watching a movie and the good part is coming.  And you just are like sitting really tense waiting for something to happen.  And then the main character says something dumb and screws the thing up.  And you're just like, "why'd you do it?" and you cry.  You know.

Mmm...it's like when there's a storm coming.  And you put on The Weather Channel and see the radar.  And you just like sit with your family and you hold hands and feel like a family.  And you think, "wow, I'm going to go to church more and help people and stuff."  And you just feel like telling the world how happy you are, and stuff.  You know.

Mmm...I like love volunteering.  It's like when you were four, and you'd go to the park with mom to play.  And you'd like find a wallet and tell your mom.  And you'd turn it in and feel like you just just stare at a brick and smile until it explodes.  You know.

Mmm...it's like when it's cold outside and people are wearing coats and stuff.  And you see a kid without gloves, so you give him yours.  And he just smiles and says, "Thanks, Mister!" and he just skips aay laughing and singing.  And you just stand there and smile, thinking how nice you are and what a good kid that was.  You know.

I just love working with clay in art.  Mmm...it's like when you wake up, and you don't feel really good at first.  And you're just all "Should I get up or sleep more?"  And you like get up and get in the shower.  And then you smile as you rub soap on your arms and feel like, "Wow!  I'm donating all my stocks to charity!"  And you throw away all your medications and just become a vegan.  And you feel all good and warm inside.  You know.