Things That End With LOL

Brian (7:23 PM): Dude! Im at my aunts house and my cousin from tennessee is up visiting and they brought their huge dog…
Me (7:24 PM): And?
Brian (7:24 PM): And it just puked literally 4 inches from my foot. It was so much it was disgusting!!!!!!
Me (7:24 PM): Ewww. Bad dog! Bad dog! So does that me he likes or dislikes you? lol
Brian (7:25 PM): Hahaha idk but it smelled DISGUSTING!!!!! SO GROSS!!
Me (7:26 PM): Yuck. We shouldkick it one day.
Brian (7:26 PM): Hahahahahahhahahaaha
Me (7:27 PM): Ahaha oh brian. Hahahaha I didn’t mean kick the dog. Lol wowwww poor word choice.
Brian (7:27 PM): Hahahahhahahaha
Me (7:28 PM): Wowwww congratulations. This is def goin on the blog. Oh god. I’m cryin.
Brian (7:29 PM): Ahahahahah glad i can help
Me (7:29 PM): Haha.

Me (11:26 PM): Hahahahaha alicia! Tobs is sittin next to me on the couch. He musta fallen asleep – he’s snoring! hahaha
Alicia (11:34 PM): Doggies snore????
Me (11:34 PM): My dog does. Apparently. haha
Alicia (11:36 PM): Hidden talents@
Me (11:38 PM): Emmm…idk if i’d consider that a talent.
Alicia (11:39 PM): Hahahahahaha
Me (11:39 PM): This chat might have to go on the blog…haha.
Alicia (11:40 PM): Hahaha I forgot about THE blog!
Me (11:42 PM): Hahaha “THE blog.” Ehhh hasn’t been updated in like, oh, five months. You haven’t missed much.
Alicia (11:46 PM): Good

Scott: I’m a lil confused right now. But! didn’t this win stuff?

Me (3:36 PM): *Except that. When I get home I will. Btw target pharmacy is the best. Esp mike.
Dan Kraven (3:40 PM): Mike?
Me (3:42 PM): HE WORKS AT THE PHARMACY.
Me (3:42 PM): Haha sorry didn’t mean the caps hahahaha i’m loling..DON’T u get tht he works there?
Dan Kraven (3:44 PM): hahahaha i was like geeeeeezzzz
Dan Kraven (3:44 PM): i lol’d
Me (3:46 PM): Haha ha im still laughing ohhh WTF IS WRONG WITH U!?
Dan Kraven (3:58 PM): haha ha that was funny
Me (3:58 PM): Haha ha it rly was I laughed like 5 minutes straight on my ride home
Dan Kraven (4:00 PM): hahaha yeah i was driving home too and i kept thinking of it. but what is with your ‘haha ha’
Me (4:09 PM): Hahaha yeah I just kept thinking of it and lol’ing. It was a mistake and then u mocked me so I kept up with it haha ha.
Dan Kraven (4:10 PM): haha ha i think i’ll keep it going
Me (4:11 PM): Haha ha! you like it.

cory (5:41:36 PM): are you hamin’ it up right now?
cory (5:41:41 PM): lol….i literally lol’d
cory (5:41:45 PM): that just sounds awful
devin (5:42:11 PM): LOl
cory (5:42:10 PM): hamin it up…awwh eww….i just see nasty pictures

Prashant (5:36 PM): I have an apple store in my house. It’s called the internets.
Me (5:37 PM): It’s called I want to touch before I buy.
Prashant (5:38 PM): Lol!! Now thats blog-worthy.
Me (5:39 PM): Srsly. I like to touch before I buy. How do I kno what its rly like from just a pic? I need to feel its inside!
Prashant (5:40 PM): Hahahahaha. im srsly lolling here (dying)!
Me (5:40 PM): Wow. Contain yourself. I’m trying to have a SIRIUS conversation!
Prashant (5:41 PM): Naoooo

After discussing my doctor’s plan to have me run more…

Me (9:42 PM): If you think about it, i’m technically running for my life…(although now i’m just cooling down)
Prashant (9:47 PM): Run4life. gotta nice ring to it. so now ur cooling down for life.
Me (9:49 PM): Lol! I lol’d. I suppose by the transitive property of life, that is true…

Prashant: Food network is talking about Fat Boys.
Me: ?
Prashant: See for yourself.
Me: nao
Prashant: Lol an assembly line. this is how they make fat boys.
Me: What are fat boys?
Prashant: Lol!!
Prashant: Your question amuses me. Anyway, some type of ice cream sandwich.
Me: Well obviously I meant food-wise. It’s not like I meant overweight children.
Prashant: lol but still. im still lolling!!!

After discussing picking-up a prescription refill…

Faja: That’s for my blood pressure…I didn’t have any today.
Me: You didn’t have blood pressure today!?!?
All: hahaha

While Amanda was attempting to defend me from someone’s cross-fire…

Amanda: He’s also not 25, though, he’s 17.
Cory: Ohhh…
Amanda: 16?
Cory: gestures “higher”
Amanda: 18?
Cory: smiles There you go.