cory (5:41:36 PM): are you hamin’ it up right now?
cory (5:41:41 PM): lol….i literally lol’d
cory (5:41:45 PM): that just sounds awful
devin (5:42:11 PM): LOl
cory (5:42:10 PM): hamin it up…awwh eww….i just see nasty pictures
kim: (12:36:00 AM) and all i want to do is eat biscotti
me: (12:36:16 AM) uhh i thought it was pancakes you were looking at?
kim: (12:36:32 AM) uh yeah
kim: (12:36:36 AM) i liek them both…
me: (12:36:54 AM) yeah i had a mad chocolate craving before..
kim: (12:37:07 AM) what about temperate chocolate? (slaps knee)
me: (12:37:23 AM) lol wow that was actually funny hahaha
Cory (5:36:46 PM): so i was talking to “MIKE DITKA” earlier
Cory (5:36:56 PM): and i’m like…you wanna be in our harvest for hunger food-eating relay?
Cory (5:37:05 PM): and she said idk..i’ve never done anything like that before.
Cory (5:37:14 PM): and i said…you’ve never…eaten food before?!
Cory (5:37:15 PM): lol
Brian (5:37:20 PM): hahahahaha
Brian (5:37:23 PM): cory
Cory (5:37:33 PM): she DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A hahaha back!
Brian (5:37:33 PM): not all of us are as privlidged as to eat food as u have before
Cory (5:37:37 PM): lol
Brian (5:37:51 PM): did she give u the blank stare?
Brian (5:38:00 PM): as if she was thinking
Cory (5:38:06 PM): well idk it was via text. but she gave me the equivalent “ok…”
Brian (5:38:11 PM): “what is food?”
Brian (5:38:14 PM): oooooooooooic
Cory (5:38:21 PM): hahaha lol yes “what is food?” lol
cory (11:31:28 PM): so ur dad prob thinks ur on crack or something, eh? laughing at computer all day now.
some idiot (11:31:55 PM): he definitly has his doubts about me
cory (11:32:16 PM): as all good parents should.
same idiot (11:32:28 PM): thats what your mom said.
cory (11:32:31 PM): and by good I mean republican.
same idiot (11:32:40 PM): again thats what your mom said
cory (11:33:01 PM): that doesn’t make any sense at all.
Devin (6:24:43 PM): I would like to have asked him what he felt like was going on but I couldnt think of a way to bring it up without seeming…
Devin (6:24:48 PM): Well, you KNOW!
Cory (6:24:50 PM): right
Cory (6:24:56 PM): creepy date-rapist?
Devin (6:25:08 PM): Yes
some guy (11:44:03 PM): ive always wanted 2 meet her mom
me (11:46:38 PM): wait…why have u wanted to meet her? that’s weird.
some guy (11:46:59 PM): i just wanted to see where she gets her “qualities” from
me (11:47:32 PM): ur a creep.
me (11:47:55 PM): she gets her ‘qualities’ from ME. mwahaha
some guy (11:48:08 PM): im on the phone with somebody (identification protections) and i just busted out laughing and their like wtf??
me (11:48:25 PM): lol
prashant (7:44:12 PM): U SPELLED IT
cory (7:44:25 PM): yes. i have mastered the art of spelling.
prashant (7:44:31 PM): LOL
me (4:53:34 PM): your font color changed?
other (4:53:42 PM): yes actually
other (4:53:43 PM): lol
me (4:53:45 PM): indeed
other (4:53:49 PM): i was sick of the purple
me (4:54:02 PM): still looks like a purple-y hue to me
other (4:54:12 PM): well it’s muchhh darker
me (4:54:15 PM): Right.
other (4:54:19 PM): kind of grape-ish
me (4:54:22 PM): I agree.
me (4:54:27 PM): Concord, of course.
other (4:54:29 PM): oh yes
me (4:54:30 PM): Concord grape
other (4:54:33 PM): almost wine-ish
me (4:54:36 PM): Touche.
other (4:54:37 PM): red wine of course
me (4:54:40 PM): Indeed
me (4:54:42 PM): Not white
other (4:54:46 PM): no of course
other (4:54:47 PM): not
other (4:54:51 PM): ok this convo is ridiculous
other (4:54:52 PM): lol
me (4:54:54 PM): …not that color has an impact on character.
me (4:54:57 PM): Agreed.
me (9:59:10 PM): YES, VERIZON WIRELESS!
other (9:59:36 PM): LOL I CAN TEXT YOU FOR FREE
me (9:59:37 PM): YOU HAVE VERIZON!?
other (9:59:51 PM): YES I DO
me (9:59:49 PM): YES!
other (9:59:57 PM): I HAVE VERIZON
me (9:59:51 PM): WOOOT
me (9:59:52 PM): oh yea
me (9:59:52 PM): !
me (9:59:58 PM): and we can call for free!
other (10:00:05 PM): THAT IS WHO MY PLAN IS WITH
me (10:00:02 PM): YES
other (10:00:10 PM): IT IS VERIZON
me (10:00:07 PM): ITS THE NETWORK!
other (10:00:18 PM): VERIZON, THATS MY CARRIER
me (10:00:15 PM): yes!
me (10:00:17 PM): CARRIER
other (10:00:32 PM): THAT IS WHO I DEPEND ON
other (10:00:36 PM): IT IS VERIZON
other (10:00:37 PM): CORY
me (10:00:32 PM): i get it
other (10:00:41 PM): I HAVE VERIZON
me (10:00:37 PM): you really like verizon
me (10:00:41 PM): Settle down
me (10:00:45 PM): take some pills
other (10:00:54 PM): NO CORY I HAVE VERIZON
me (10:00:50 PM): I GET IT
other (10:01:00 PM): WHY DOESNT ANYONE UNDERSTAND
me (4:56:27 PM): what did we “do”
other (4:56:47 PM): Something “unacceptable”
me (4:56:46 PM): did we “kick cats”?
other (4:57:05 PM): Let’s just saying elizabeth did things I have never “seen” or could ever “do” to anyone
me (4:57:12 PM): wow.
me (4:57:28 PM): she knitted sweater-vests and wore a man-purse?
other (4:57:45 PM): Yeah
other (4:57:48 PM): All over your face
me (4:57:48 PM): ooh..OMG