Things That End With LOL

Midway through some random conversation:

L: …if you HAD a penis!
C: You’re right…lost it in the war.
Both: [laugh]

Cory: Yeah, but that won’t be a problem tonight. I’ve got a refill waiting for me at CVS.
Lindsey: You’ve got a REEFER waiting at CVS!?
Cory: Yeah – my doctor’s pretty groovy.

Scott: I’m a lil confused right now. But! didn’t this win stuff?

After discussing picking-up a prescription refill…

Faja: That’s for my blood pressure…I didn’t have any today.
Me: You didn’t have blood pressure today!?!?
All: hahaha

While Amanda was attempting to defend me from someone’s cross-fire…

Amanda: He’s also not 25, though, he’s 17.
Cory: Ohhh…
Amanda: 16?
Cory: gestures “higher”
Amanda: 18?
Cory: smiles There you go.

While Amanda was eating a particularly nasty meal consisting of deli turkey on mac-n-cheese…

Cory: Ewww! That’s gross!
Amanda: It’s just turkey on noodles.
Cory: Yeah. That’s the point.

Several minutes after a long discussion about why I would not accompany my sister to Marc’s.

Amanda: Why do you always have cool things…like Puma socks?
Me: [Brief pause] …Because I don’t shop at Marc’s.
Amanda: You win.
Both: Hahaha

Cory: So she wants to get a cat
Amanda: What an idiot…they last forever. She’ll have that thing when she’s 30.
Cory: Yeah but you can get rid of em.
Cory: Wait…not like that.
Amanda: Yeah I know a guy…if you wanna off Butterball
Both: Haha.
Cory: Wait? You’ve already picked a name for her cat?
Amanda: Yeah…or snickers. Orr….i’m-a-huge-fatass
Both: Hahaha.

me: Watcha doooin’?
sister: (Something like:) Facebooking
me: If it makes you feel any better, i don’t have a gun.
sister: Yea it makes me feel better.