Fat Boys

August 8th, 2009 admin No comments

Prashant: Food network is talking about Fat Boys.
Me: ?
Prashant: See for yourself.
Me: nao
Prashant: Lol an assembly line. this is how they make fat boys.
Me: What are fat boys?
Prashant: Lol!!
Prashant: Your question amuses me. Anyway, some type of ice cream sandwich.
Me: Well obviously I meant food-wise. It’s not like I meant overweight children.
Prashant: lol but still. im still lolling!!!

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No Blood Pressure

July 15th, 2009 admin No comments

After discussing picking-up a prescription refill…

Faja: That’s for my blood pressure…I didn’t have any today.
Me: You didn’t have blood pressure today!?!?
All: hahaha

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She Knows My Age!

July 11th, 2009 admin No comments

While Amanda was attempting to defend me from someone’s cross-fire…

Amanda: He’s also not 25, though, he’s 17.
Cory: Ohhh…
Amanda: 16?
Cory: gestures “higher”
Amanda: 18?
Cory: smiles There you go.

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Amanda’s Gross Meal

July 11th, 2009 admin No comments

While Amanda was eating a particularly nasty meal consisting of deli turkey on mac-n-cheese…

Cory: Ewww! That’s gross!
Amanda: It’s just turkey on noodles.
Cory: Yeah. That’s the point.

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Bug and Chimp

July 7th, 2009 admin No comments

Me (6:05 PM): Ummmm…what’s with the bug n the chimp? Can we get back to me?
Prashant (6:36 PM): The bug and chimp? Wtf u talkin bout boy?
Me (6:36 PM): Hahaha emperor’s new groove!

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Temperate Chocolate

June 29th, 2009 admin No comments

kim: (12:36:00 AM) and all i want to do is eat biscotti
me: (12:36:16 AM) uhh i thought it was pancakes you were looking at?
kim: (12:36:32 AM) uh yeah
kim: (12:36:36 AM) i liek them both…
me: (12:36:54 AM) yeah i had a mad chocolate craving before..
kim: (12:37:07 AM) what about temperate chocolate? (slaps knee)
me: (12:37:23 AM) lol wow that was actually funny hahaha

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Your Mom Joke

June 22nd, 2009 admin No comments

Devin (12:34 AM): I want to take those cool pictures lol lol lol
Me (12:34 AM): lol
Me (12:35 AM): I want to take pictures of your mom lol lol lol
Devin (12:40 AM): Leave her out of this!

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Dr. Knauer For The Win!

May 31st, 2009 admin No comments

Me (11:42 PM): IgE as in EVIL!
Prashant (11:42 PM): Lol dr. knauer ftw
Me (11:44 PM): Lol that is blogworthy cuz u don’t even kno him yet u love him.
Prashant (11:44 PM): I do. He sounds like a rlly cool person.
Me (11:45 PM): He used to dj.
[...long pause...]
Me (11:49 PM): He used to be God.
Prashant (11:50 PM): Lol. Retired, gave the job to Morgan Freeman.
Me (11:50 PM): Yeah it was too easy for him.

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Creep Out

May 25th, 2009 admin No comments

Me: L is for the way you Look at me…
Amanda: F is 4 the way u fuckin creep me out
Me: hahaha good one.

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The Building Blocks of Laughter

May 25th, 2009 admin No comments

Cory: lolecules
Devin: The building blocks of laughter
Cory: Haha. I lol’d at that definition. Literally.

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