Things That End With LOL

Midway through some random conversation:

L: …if you HAD a penis!
C: You’re right…lost it in the war.
Both: [laugh]

Cory: Yeah, but that won’t be a problem tonight. I’ve got a refill waiting for me at CVS.
Lindsey: You’ve got a REEFER waiting at CVS!?
Cory: Yeah – my doctor’s pretty groovy.

After discussing picking-up a prescription refill…

Faja: That’s for my blood pressure…I didn’t have any today.
Me: You didn’t have blood pressure today!?!?
All: hahaha

While Amanda was attempting to defend me from someone’s cross-fire…

Amanda: He’s also not 25, though, he’s 17.
Cory: Ohhh…
Amanda: 16?
Cory: gestures “higher”
Amanda: 18?
Cory: smiles There you go.

Me (11:42 PM): IgE as in EVIL!
Prashant (11:42 PM): Lol dr. knauer ftw
Me (11:44 PM): Lol that is blogworthy cuz u don’t even kno him yet u love him.
Prashant (11:44 PM): I do. He sounds like a rlly cool person.
Me (11:45 PM): He used to dj.
[...long pause...]
Me (11:49 PM): He used to be God.
Prashant (11:50 PM): Lol. Retired, gave the job to Morgan Freeman.
Me (11:50 PM): Yeah it was too easy for him.

Me (3:25 PM): Hey do u kno who the boys tennis or boys lax coach is? Or someone that might?
Dan Kraven (3:26 PM): Umm no and no sorry!
Me (3:27 PM): Hmm guess they don’t get to be in assembly then.
Dan Kraven (3:28 PM): hahaha well don’t blame it on me when they complain
Me (3:29 PM): Oh I will. I will tell everyone ‘this was all dan kraven’s idea – you can contact her at (blahblahblah)’
Dan Kraven (3:31 PM): ohh they would not believe you though cuz nothing’s ever my fault haha

Me: Lol seriously…no wonder this letter says “Cats: You can have them; take them home. Please!”
Other: Hahah.
Me: I’m bored here lol. That cat is like slpin in the fireplace still.
Other: Take it out lol
Me: Lol can’t say anyone’s ever told me to take the cat out of the fireplace before. I’m lol’ing as I type this…too funny.
Other: Hahaha. I dont even like cats.

Cory: So she wants to get a cat
Amanda: What an idiot…they last forever. She’ll have that thing when she’s 30.
Cory: Yeah but you can get rid of em.
Cory: Wait…not like that.
Amanda: Yeah I know a guy…if you wanna off Butterball
Both: Haha.
Cory: Wait? You’ve already picked a name for her cat?
Amanda: Yeah…or snickers. Orr….i’m-a-huge-fatass
Both: Hahaha.

Cory (5:36:46 PM): so i was talking to “MIKE DITKA” earlier
Cory (5:36:56 PM): and i’m like…you wanna be in our harvest for hunger food-eating relay?
Cory (5:37:05 PM): and she said idk..i’ve never done anything like that before.
Cory (5:37:14 PM): and i said…you’ve never…eaten food before?!
Cory (5:37:15 PM): lol
Brian (5:37:20 PM): hahahahaha
Brian (5:37:23 PM): cory
Cory (5:37:33 PM): she DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A hahaha back!
Brian (5:37:33 PM): not all of us are as privlidged as to eat food as u have before
Cory (5:37:37 PM): lol
Brian (5:37:51 PM): did she give u the blank stare?
Brian (5:38:00 PM): as if she was thinking
Cory (5:38:06 PM): well idk it was via text. but she gave me the equivalent “ok…”
Brian (5:38:11 PM): “what is food?”
Brian (5:38:14 PM): oooooooooooic
Cory (5:38:21 PM): hahaha lol yes “what is food?” lol

Cory (10:21:06 AM): and i’m planning an assembly…and some calculus on the side. i just wanted a day off.
Amanda (10:22:26 AM): Ya well im playing barbies w camdyn now, were gonna paint n watch a movie later. Who knows maybe hit up the sand box if were feeling crazy
Cory (10:22:44 AM): lol